- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

class is canceled. My professor died.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Your mother just died.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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