Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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yo mamma's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, everyone yelled "tsunami!".

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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