How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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