- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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