2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

your life

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

This site has ads. and so does every other free site

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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