Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Grace Ackerson

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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