Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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My dad

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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im saul and i love cock

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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A: What are the nine most terrifying words in the English dictionary? B: What are they? A: I'm from the government and i'm here to help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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