Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

Anti Joke

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