What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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civil rights

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Im gay What about you

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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