What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Ron Paul for President!

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Indians

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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