- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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