- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

The Qur'an

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

y u no like me joke?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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