Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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