- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Once upon a time

Pianos.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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