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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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