what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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pull my finger (farts)

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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