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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

What? Yes.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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