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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

YOU

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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