The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Me

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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