- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

what's white and sticky semen

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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