- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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