- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

David Cameron

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Pickles are powerful

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

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