How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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