- Anti Joke

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

cancer

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.