- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Me Neither.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why so serious? Your brother died.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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