5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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That is so fetch

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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