- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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