Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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