- Anti Joke

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.