How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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your mum

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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