Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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