What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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justin beiber sucks

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what are three short words? i a am

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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