- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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