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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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