Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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LOL

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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