What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A. Dam B. He Charlie I found the wall C. Both Well he didn't say both but he could have said A or B but it wouldn't make sense for him to say both.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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This is an anti-joke.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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women's rights

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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