How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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