Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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