- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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