- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once, I went to Peru.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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