Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

What do you call a black man? A person

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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