- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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