- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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