- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Roses are red, yup.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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