- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Once upon a time, The end.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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