- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

I'm HIV positive.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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