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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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