- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

why girl die cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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