Knock Know! Come in!

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

everyone dislike this

Pickles are powerful

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Morning wood.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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