- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

poop.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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